HQ's is nice, more about it later. Being such an important person it is only befitting to have a personal bodyguard. And I love mine. Her name is Muffin. She's a softie on the outside but a toughie on the inside. Just like me. Beware her bark is louder than my bite. Muffin I must say is excellent at her job. Never leaves my side. Stay up and on alert through the night. Shouts at strangers and even moisturizes my skin with her tongue whenever she sees the beginnings of dry skin. Finally an employee that lives upto my standards.