First job of business - the announcement of my arrival. Mama had selected my Chief Marketing Officer. She said she had been observing his work for the past 12 years and felt he finally had the experience to be a worthy member of my team. So I met him for a final interview and after a lot of foot and ass kissing i decided to give him a shot. He goes by the name of papa, easy enough but I might change it to dada or something depending on my mood. Anyway back to the announcement. Papa sent out the press release on Instagram and ofcourse the news went viral. I wasn't surprise. I knew I'd make headlines! Good job papa you are hired.